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Category Archives: pregnancy

my son, the preview

the demon pregnancy rewired my brain and made me clean, but at least it led me to MyOne True Cushion

N: No, no no. This isn’t right! Stop enjoying yourself and come help me clean!
Z: Do I have to?
N: Yes, you do! Because if I’m tidying and you’re gaming it’s not fair.
Z: Well what about when I was helping your mother move all by myself and carried endless boxes and bags for days on end? [...]

fierce creatures

My bosoms clearly take the baby business seriously for they aren’t messing around. In the last couple of weeks they have enlarged and transformed themselves from innocent womanly curves into some kind of firm, loaded weaponry laughing in the face of my previous bras and refusing to be neatly contained by shirts.
Oh bosoms! To think [...]