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Monthly Archives: August 2007

what happens when you and your husband have the same shoe size

what happens when you and your husband have the same shoe size
Originally uploaded by rainsinger.
Z: (defensively ) I couldn’t find my slippers.
(even more defensively) They are very comfortable.
N: You are a beautiful butterfly.

the demon pregnancy rewired my brain and made me clean, but at least it led me to MyOne True Cushion

N: No, no no. This isn’t right! Stop enjoying yourself and come help me clean!
Z: Do I have to?
N: Yes, you do! Because if I’m tidying and you’re gaming it’s not fair.
Z: Well what about when I was helping your mother move all by myself and carried endless boxes and bags for days on end? [...]

also when his neck hurts, it’s the equivalent of someone else having pneumonia

Sheparded by my loving commentary and rising levels of freaked-outness Z sought Actual Medical Attention (thus sorrowfully breaking a 15 year streak of not going to the doctor) and went away with antibiotics (which in true style, he has been incredibly absentminded about taking; thankfully my analness on this subject helped counterbalance).
Hence began a week-long [...]

the sort of things that z does which make my brain explode

Z has developed a lump on his back, which I’ve been on his case about to get sorted with loving statements such as this one:
N:Go get it looked at! Soon! If not immediately! Morever, I don’t understand why it didn’t just occur to you yourself to get it sorted out when you noticed it was [...]