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Monthly Archives: June 2007

we r in ur bathrumz, whoring on ur cameraphonez

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dream crushery is all part of the wifely services I offer

While I snoozed on the sofa and had disturbing dreams about small planes Z indulged his latest passion, Flight Simulator. And while I dreamed about being trapped in Cessnas and soaring on thermals and an incessant, maddening beeping noise Z pretended to fly some anarchic glider plane over the desert whose instruments made the [...]

How to miss a plane in 23 easy steps

(Unbelievably despite lax organisational and time-keeping skills this is the first flight I´ve ever missed)
1.Book a flight that leaves at ridiculous o´clock
2.Make yourself overtired the night before and don´t do any packing
3. Oversleep by 20 mnutes
4. Stroke cats who have manifested on your bed instead of getting up
5.Clean house instead of packing.
6.Faff about with cats [...]

my tiny fluffy killer

The Professional Kitten, Zelda, is like the Kylie Minogue of the Feline World – an eensy pixie of almost unbearable cuteness. Her lush, fluffy, squrrel-like tail sends me into paraxysms of delight. I cannot stop myself from fondling her teeny silky ears. The urge to pick her up and put her in my pocket [...]